SMH Moment: Blasphemous Ignance Edition

[Lord, Bless His Heart [Old Lady Voice]

Curly vs. Officer Ricky

Who do you think is winning this fight??

Take Notes!!

i doNT wAnT dIcK 2NiTe...eAT mY pUsSY rITe!!!!

Many females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charmgrindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..EAT PUSSY FIRST..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like......now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is..lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your tongue around the clit in a circularmotion...slowly...DONT STOP...the KEY is to hold your rhythm...listen to homegirls breathin'..use this as feedback..and react w/yourtongue accordingly..you want her breathin' to be steady...at a steady pace..kinda like a clock...tick tock ticktock tick tock...it sounds lame but she should be breathin' on beat...no. NOT MOANING..breathing...listen to her breathin'...listen tothe moans when ur on the phone or somethin'...now the key is...DONT STOP (I emphasize this, cuz it's important...if u STOP GO STOP GO haphazard like, you're not gonna get anywhere)...DONT STOP..even if it's to pick a hair outta ur mouth...just hold yourrhythm..circle her clit...increase speed gradually...once u've got the speed up a bit...and her breathin' is tellin' u on target..use more of the tip of ur tongue...and move it less...but at a slightly faster pace...basically work ur way into..flickin' it back n forth like apunching bag..it's hard to explain..but it's kinda like vibratin' your tongue..not swayin' it back n forth like a wreckin' ball..slappin' her clit as you swoosh by..if u can keep this up for atleast 60 seconds...she'll cum..if she's stubborn and won't bust..get a finger or twoup inside her..hook ur finger(s)..and kinda "scratch""scrape""tickle""massage" her Gspot..which feels like a lil sponge..it's on the"ceiling" of her pussy..inside..and up top.. about an inch in.. consider your fingers holdin' the harmony..while your tongue works themelody...and she'll bust before u know it..good..you've succeded..now THE WORST thing u can do now..is STOP..keep fuckin' goin..this is the good part..if u ignore her pants,rants, and gestures for u to stop..and keep goin' like she hasn't busted..(she'll initially want u to stop cuz she's all madd sensitive at the moment)..after 10-15 seconds, the sensitivity for her will fade..and about a minute later..yes A MINUTE..she'll bust again..so do it again and again and again until she declares you the winner....the only way to know you did a good job is by getting served seconds thirds fourths and fifths!!

Happy Love Making!!

\\ & you heard it from the queen herself...

SMH Momment:: Riff Raff Edition

[Im more embarrased at his Black friend than him!]

[Real friends dont let friends drive and spit garbage]

Congratulations!!

Well im graduating in May from San Diego State University, Its my 4th year & my majors are Communication, Journalism & Media Studies, & Sociology, Lord Willin' you all will be reading my editors note in your favorite entertainment magazine. Im happy Im graduating but Im kinda sad and scared at the same time! The real world is cumin fast at me and im half ready to take it on and half ready to duck! Some of the goals I wanted to accomplish I didnt get a chance to & plus I haven't been fully prepared for this moment...a month a go I thought I was graduating a year from now & the reality of it coming full throttle hasn't really sunk in yet!! I have 3 months to get it together cuz im not gona be a lazy bum with a degree uh uh!! Ima keep yall updated on my progress of figuring my life out! If you have any suggestions feel free to let me know, I need all the help I can get, but untill then YAY ME!

Welcome to Heartbreak

Kanye keeps you scratchin your head, but u can't knock his pure genious

Leah Labelle

This girl Can Blow
[Somebody needs to give her a record deal pronto]

This song makes me cry EVERYTIME I hear it maybe cuz i feel this way & cuz im a virgo!

This song is a classic, its the most beautifully written truest Love Songs of all time

S.O.S

Dayum!! She got her ass

wiiiiizzzzzaaaazzzzuuuuppppeddd!!!

ME.ME.ME!!

My name is Kam♥I a school girl[SDSU]♥I love music♥I love the LIFE [yea ima d-girl]j/k lolz♥I love sour patch kids♥I love to kiss♥I love my besties♥I love my Hunnie Bunnie[kisses to him]♥I love lil doggies♥I love hearts♥I love my FUTURE[ckuz its bright as fuck!]♥I love MONEY [im married to it]♥I love my Lil' Juelz Santana [my lil bro is my heart]♥I love MYSELF the most[even tho we fight sumtimes haha]♥Im my bestfren ckuz I am the only one who really understands me♥ I love Snoopy [like he is the ckoolest ever]♥ I love that Im a Virgo ckuz all the greats are Virgos[Nas, Beyonce, Michael Jackson, shall I say more]♥I love Drake[jus how dope is he??]♥I love Kimora Lee [shes a bad bitch!]♥But i hate Baby Phat clothes & the rest of them urban lines[lolz]♥I like music that means sumthin♥I use nigga technology[G1]♥I am loving and sweet and kind but dont ckross me bitch!![you dont wana meet my darkside]♥I love laughter & stand up comedy♥I love Fashion [i was born into it]♥I like people that make me feel good♥I like blood and oozing guts♥I love Naked juice♥I hate squirles [ewww they have raybeees]♥I love hard liqour to ease the fun!!♥I love bubble baths in really big tubs♥ I love gettin my hair & nails done♥I love water♥I love sexual relations♥I love self mutalation in artistical fashion[tats & piercings]♥I love being Pretty♥I love my big titties [lolz]♥I love Gangsta shit♥I love Good Guys wit swagg [ill take a Hood Nigga for that good Jugge tho]♥I like funny guys♥I like guys who buy me shoes not flowers♥I dont have a favorite color♥I like smart ppl♥I love girly pretty things♥I love the way LOVE feels♥Also its not love if it hurts[it shud be challengin not painful]♥I love feelin sexy♥I love basketball♥Just now getting used to football♥I love playin Wii wit my grandparents♥I obsess over reality TV♥The only channels i need to survive[MTV-BET-VH1-TRUTV-BRAVO]♥I have a million guilty pleasure♥I love quesadillas & orange chicken♥I dont know how to skate or double dutch♥I know all the lines to every Fresh Prince of Bel Air Episode & The Wayans Bros♥When I was in junior high I used to tape videos & learned the dances♥I think outside myself [get it?...ask if u dont]♥10,000 things are always on my mind at once [I cherish the rare moments when I have nothing on my mind]♥I ckan admit ive done bad things♥But learning from them are the best!♥Ive had my heart broken & broken sum hearts too♥I love my life the best I ckan and I try the best to be a great me!!♥I hate fakies[so ckum real]♥But there is so much more to me so you will have to pay for the rest!!♥ TOOTLES♥

Day N' Nite!

I [effin] LOVE This Dude
[so glad he made another video for this song the other version is wiggity wack]