Joey Drake TV

Did you hear that!!? Drake said his CD will drop this fall!! Yay! I absolutely love this guy like seriously[all hetero =p ]. He is so handsome and so polite and such a gentleman [that kissing the fans on the hand thing may stop once he is big enough], did you see how he was nice to that poor thing he took a pik wit, the one with the horrible blond wig. Lawd, Wat The Eff was she thinkin bout? Plus, Joe Budden has to be the realest funniet guy, I love him everyone is sayin he is so lucky to have Tahiry [which he low key is] But she is lucky too to have such a mature, funny, cool guy like him. One more thing, Oliver The Parisean Gangster was lookin real fly too, now he is a hott white boy who can definitely get on baby daddy status!

Frozen Crack!!

I am Obsessed and Addicted to Yogurtland!! I go at least twice a week. It is delicioso to the max and Im so happy I found it. Its so cute inside and taste way better than Pinkberry [sorry =\] who I think is very overrated. For one, Yogurtland is self serve and has a milli toppins to choose from and has huge cups[16 0z is a small] to fill it up with. My favorite has to be the NY Cheesecake and I mix it with fresh Strawberrys, Cheesecake bites, and White Chocolate Sauce!! Woooo, talking about something tasting like Jesus this would be it. Plus, they have the best tasting water I ever had, lolz. So please find a Yougurtland nearest you and let this be your ultimate snack from now on.

Baby Daddy Status: Shannon Brown Edition

The Lake Show is looking nicer these days with this man as the eye candy. Shannon Brown is sexy as fuck! I want to be impregnated by him along with the wedding ring. Kobe is no longer the hott guy on the team! He is the reason Ill be screamin Go Lakers!

The Hott Chick: Kim Kardash Editition

I like the change. Its way better than the last chick's blond hair I posted about [see below]. People don't like when celbrities change their look because we are so used to seeing them a certain way. But, Kimmie is looking hott!! I don't theink she is trying to look like J.Lo, I forgot that girl even existed. I love her cuz she is gorgeous and seems like a real woman. Plus her family is hilarious. I wish I grew up with that many people in a house kinda because of all the support and fun times that you all can have. Plus, she is gona make the most cutest babies with that Reggie Bush. I just wish he had more personality, he seems a lil stiff and I only heard him say 5 words since he has been a star. But anywho, when you look like that I guess you don't need to speak.

Odd Man Out!

&& Im not talkin bout Nelly!!

Do you see this heffa! OMG Christie Wat The Eff Happened?? You used to be the hottest girl next door now you just look like young Donatella Versace. Mega Ice princess blonde and black roots are not poppin. Also, fuckin for beats is not poppin either hunnie!! Someone pull this girl over and talk to her. IDK, but it shows alot about your talent level if you have to fuck wit a certain someone to boost your career. For example, Nick Cannon put her on the map with movies and being all in her videos. When they broke up she fucked wit Dre who producer her second album. And now she is fucking The Dream now that she is on Radio Killa. Scratch my head becuz you can't just tell me you like this nigga just for his personality. Dream looks like a fat boy who lost weight every where but his face. But, I love the Dreams music for sure. I do have concerns about fake relationships Im gettin really tired of seein them. I would like to see people do it For the Love like Ray J and not always for the publicity. I guess diginity and integritiy isnt on ppls brains when they try to make that money. But what kills me is its always people making crazy decisions where their career is at an all time low. Or when ppl are forgetting you. You have to lose your normal character to make ppl like you? Is that right role modelship to be showing our youth of today lolz. But no really, Everyone wants to scream how real they are but do sum fake shit and wonder why ppl are like WTF?? From the facts about homegirl I can't really believe she is truly trying to make it last with the Dream beyond the recording contract. If so please prove me wrong & stop gettin producers/rappers/singers to be your man every time your CD flops..its not always their fault maybe you need to just look in the mirror and take responsiblity and say CHRISTINA, YOUR JUST A WACK ARTIST!

Ribbed For Your Pleasure

Not only is Obama runnin the country he can make u cum too?? I saw this any literally my mouth dropped while shaking my head!! Is this fuckin necessary? Do we need to exploit Obama that bad? Niggas are too much...Jus too damn much! Idk about u, but it wud creep me out to have an Obama head in my pussy... Even though Obama is a sexy beast it jus doesnt sit well wit me. Plus this shit looks like it hurts! I wonder how he feels about this... & another thing, why the dick gotta be white? It shuda at least been caramel lolz...

Roaches That Write!

First order of business I know Im waaaaaayyy over due for postin on the I AM MUSIC TOUR dont blame me, the person who has all the piks in her camera is takin two years to send them to me [who knows when that will be, Lil Wayne gona be retired by the time I write bout that shit!]

Anywho, As I sed a few post below that I have inspired ppl to start a blog themselves. So im debuting two skeezahs that are dear to my heart. My lil tigg ol bitty beezie Kay.Jay.Nay & My big booty judy Lisa Marie have blogs so please check them them out Kandyzland & Lust4Leese. They are from the minds of ur classiest, flyest Roaches/Rats you will ever see lmao. They are funny, extreme & real & if you love my shit you'll love theirs as well!

The Hott Chick [Tahiry Edition]

No Ellen Degen, but she is hot!! But most of all she seems like a cool chick! I admire women who are pretty but not stuck up and most of all stupid. Watchin Joe Budden TV [one of my fav. rappers I used to have a mad crush on him one of the only ppl I know to actually buy his first album when it came out, p.s. his new shit [Padded Room] is poppin too!!] But anyway not only does she have the biggest ass I have ever seen on a Latina, she is funny and seems really down to earth. She is trying her hardest to move away from just bein Joe Budden's wifey & Fabolous's Ex! Good luck to her, she has been over due. Her & Joe, however, are such a cute lil couple becuz it seems real and not just for the cameras, I can see them really actin this way on a any given day. Real Women are themselves and she is cool becuz she acts herself! Kudos to Joe she is way better than Gloria Valdez[i think thats her last name lolz]...

Funny Fridays!

I love to laugh more than anything! [well maybe gettin sex and money tops that] but, I laughing makes me feel good. If you know me you know im mostly smilin or laughin like 95% of the time, cuz ima funny random silly chick at times. Sooo, im startin somethin new..Funny Fridays with a old school or new school clip i find funny. Mainly standup since I love to watch stand up, but anything worth a chuckle is up for grabs. So to start off, here is a clip of one my favorite comedian Chris Rock....

"Fee Fii Fo Figga, Boy I hate a Nigga"

Happy [New Age] Day!

Happy 21st Birthday to none other than J [to the muthafuckin] S!! My bro for life till it all falls down and more some!! I love you Dude! Ive been here since the beginnin when you had the fresh curls. When you used to wear Sean John, Roca Wear & Phat Farm lolz. When you rode the school bus & had a huge backpack! Ill be there till the end of time! Ill be there when you finally get ur rims. When you learn how to drive safe & not almost kill us everytime we ride oin ur car. When you cut your indian weave lmao. When your head is covered in grey hairs! Ill be there when Kay.Jay.Nay stops tryin to sexually harrass you! When you figure out wat you really wana do in life. When you keep a job you actually like. When you graduate from CSUN. When you get married have babies. When you are FULLY independent! && Ill never stop being there when you talk all your shit. When you make me laugh like no other human on earth. When your always the flyest guy wherever you are! When you never fully accept the random shit i say or do! Let these bitches kno who was the first to call you by ur initials and who fully appreciates the Goo Hur! You are one of my besties & Im happy ur my friend!