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25.2.09

The Hundreds [plus 5]



Clothing Line The Hundreds is releasing their 5 year Anniversary t-shirt Collection tomorrow [02.26] with styles collaborated with the lines such as Crooks & Castles, Diamond Supply Co., Deadline, 10Deep & King Stampede. The looks are definitely dope & if you live in Cali you can get yours first! Check The Hundreds stores in Los Angeles & San Fran!

The Hundreds & King Stampede::



The Hundreds & Crooks & Castles::




The Hundreds & 10 Deep::



The Hundreds & Deadline::



The Hundreds & Diamond:: [My Personal Favorite!]

iJerk!

In La La Land ppl don't dance they Jerk! && wat is jerkin'? Well lowkey it looks like a mixture of hyphy, crip walkin & swagg! When u do the jerk its almost required for u to scream out "eeeehhhh eehhhhh eeehhhhhh," the more faded or shaded u are the better! There are many kinds of jerkin there more extreme it is the more younger the person maybe! If you would like to learn to jerk at ur next hood function watch this video! So put on ur v-neck, fitted hat & skinnies & get 2 jerkin!


23.2.09

This is a Jay & Kay collabo!


Me & My Bestie Jackalantern talk about the most random stuff on a daily! Here is our opinion on the Stanky Leg!

Kay:: I think the Stanky Leg is a gay dance for a man to do!
Kay:: Like you have to say No Homo if u attempt it
Jay:: It looks Girly as hell...like u have to stick ur ass out
Kay:: Lolz
Kay:: Yes & swing ur hands in the air and snap them in z formation
Jay:: Lol
Kay:: & pat ur weave
Jay:: Pat pat pat yo weave ladies
Jay:: U end up dancin like beyonce LOL
Kay:: I kno doin the uh oh dance when u do the booty do
Kay:: & Wtf is that shit!!
Jay:: Lol
Kay:: A Str8 man and booty do shud not be in the same sentence
Jay:: Never!
Kay:: Stanky Leg is a good name for that dance cuz when I see ppl do it it makes my leg itch
Kay:: Like the middle of my calf
Kay:: Feels dirty
Jay:: LOL
Jay:: LOL!!

22.2.09

SMH Moment: Blasphemous Ignance Edition

[Lord, Bless His Heart [Old Lady Voice]

Curly vs. Officer Ricky



Who do you think is winning this fight??

Take Notes!!


i doNT wAnT dIcK 2NiTe...eAT mY pUsSY rITe!!!!
Many females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charmgrindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..EAT PUSSY FIRST..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like......now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is..lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your tongue around the clit in a circularmotion...slowly...DONT STOP...the KEY is to hold your rhythm...listen to homegirls breathin'..use this as feedback..and react w/yourtongue accordingly..you want her breathin' to be steady...at a steady pace..kinda like a clock...tick tock ticktock tick tock...it sounds lame but she should be breathin' on beat...no. NOT MOANING..breathing...listen to her breathin'...listen tothe moans when ur on the phone or somethin'...now the key is...DONT STOP (I emphasize this, cuz it's important...if u STOP GO STOP GO haphazard like, you're not gonna get anywhere)...DONT STOP..even if it's to pick a hair outta ur mouth...just hold yourrhythm..circle her clit...increase speed gradually...once u've got the speed up a bit...and her breathin' is tellin' u on target..use more of the tip of ur tongue...and move it less...but at a slightly faster pace...basically work ur way into..flickin' it back n forth like apunching bag..it's hard to explain..but it's kinda like vibratin' your tongue..not swayin' it back n forth like a wreckin' ball..slappin' her clit as you swoosh by..if u can keep this up for atleast 60 seconds...she'll cum..if she's stubborn and won't bust..get a finger or twoup inside her..hook ur finger(s)..and kinda "scratch""scrape""tickle""massage" her Gspot..which feels like a lil sponge..it's on the"ceiling" of her pussy..inside..and up top.. about an inch in.. consider your fingers holdin' the harmony..while your tongue works themelody...and she'll bust before u know it..good..you've succeded..now THE WORST thing u can do now..is STOP..keep fuckin' goin..this is the good part..if u ignore her pants,rants, and gestures for u to stop..and keep goin' like she hasn't busted..(she'll initially want u to stop cuz she's all madd sensitive at the moment)..after 10-15 seconds, the sensitivity for her will fade..and about a minute later..yes A MINUTE..she'll bust again..so do it again and again and again until she declares you the winner....the only way to know you did a good job is by getting served seconds thirds fourths and fifths!!

Happy Love Making!!

\\ & you heard it from the queen herself...


20.2.09

SMH Momment:: Riff Raff Edition



[Im more embarrased at his Black friend than him!]
[Real friends dont let friends drive and spit garbage]

Congratulations!!


Well im graduating in May from San Diego State University, Its my 4th year & my majors are Communication, Journalism & Media Studies, & Sociology, Lord Willin' you all will be reading my editors note in your favorite entertainment magazine. Im happy Im graduating but Im kinda sad and scared at the same time! The real world is cumin fast at me and im half ready to take it on and half ready to duck! Some of the goals I wanted to accomplish I didnt get a chance to & plus I haven't been fully prepared for this moment...a month a go I thought I was graduating a year from now & the reality of it coming full throttle hasn't really sunk in yet!! I have 3 months to get it together cuz im not gona be a lazy bum with a degree uh uh!! Ima keep yall updated on my progress of figuring my life out! If you have any suggestions feel free to let me know, I need all the help I can get, but untill then YAY ME!

Welcome to Heartbreak

Kanye keeps you scratchin your head, but u can't knock his pure genious


Leah Labelle

This girl Can Blow
[Somebody needs to give her a record deal pronto]





This song makes me cry EVERYTIME I hear it maybe cuz i feel this way & cuz im a virgo!




This song is a classic, its the most beautifully written truest Love Songs of all time