The Devil Is A Hater!

Oh Hell To The Naw, Wat The Eff??

Funny Fridays!

Givin Honor to God!! Today Funny Fridays is going to church...I miss church I do go occasionally while Im out here in San Diego Ill usually go if my roommate goes, but I miss my church at home. I especially miss my grandpa church cuz its jus like this...aww the memories!! Im a kick it off with one of my fav. gospel jokes "The Lord is My Shepard && He know What I Want!!" [if you don't know watch Friday]

Coo Coo for Co Co

I am a huge Chanel fan since I was a little girl because of my mothers infatuation with the house brand. I love how dynamic Chanel is granted they only use a select few color pallets every year and same style every year, however, it always translates differently. Chanel exudes elegance and class with classic trademark trends. Here are some of the hott styles I love from the 2009 Winter Collection. BTW, Karl Lagerfeld and I have the same birthday. Virgos are the Best!

All The Single Ladies!!

A woman should always be prepared to have sex. We need to get over that myth that a man should be the one to carry the condom! NOOOO! Don't leave it up to him because he may not have it and then you are assed out because you can't get in the mood because you were unprepared. I hope all of you are having protected sex, Its too much shit going around not too, && I don't know when having babies were in style. So wrap it up! Now this lil pretty case is for the ladies who are embarassed to just be randomly carrying around condoms freely in their purses for the bad impression of being seen as a permiscous hoe, Like you don't want the guy to say "Damn, she got more condoms than Lip Gloss!" So discretely you can hide you condoms in this Just In Case. Also, for good measures put Magnums only in there to let the man know 'If you can't fit this, you can't hit this!' It will narrow your search of finding good peen down to a minumum, plus, you will feel more safe knowing the guy is using a condom that came from you. Also, help him put it on so you know its on properly, it may turn him on [of course don't put it on like a doctor]. And the number one rule that is important that alot of guys miss [if you are male listen up]...After Ejaculating in you safety glove, please, please, please [I can't stress this enough] to Hold On To The Condom Then Pull Out! Don't get so excited that you forget the condom is on, that is defeating the damn purpose of putting it on in the first place that you have to fish it out the vag because you were too lazy to hold on to it. Attn. fellas Pussies are tight, meaning they grip and hold onto stuff so don't be in a crazy predicament and disrespect the girl by not being aware of the jimmie after sex. Not cool!! A lil TMI but I feel it needs to be said. But, for the most part happy love making, and be careful,

Better Safe than Sorry!!

Baby Daddy Status: Jason Statham Edition

Hott Ass White Boy!! This cat can get it it 8 days a week! I love his accent, his body, and his movies. I first fell in love when he was on The Italian Job, one of my fav. movies and he kicks ass on the Crank & Transporter movies.And to top it off me and him have the same birthday [9.12] so we will get along fine. I indeed wana have some light skinned, proper talkin, kung fu babies with this guy for sure, && I don't mind livin in London either, Cheeri-Effin-O mate.

Joey Drake TV

Did you hear that!!? Drake said his CD will drop this fall!! Yay! I absolutely love this guy like seriously[all hetero =p ]. He is so handsome and so polite and such a gentleman [that kissing the fans on the hand thing may stop once he is big enough], did you see how he was nice to that poor thing he took a pik wit, the one with the horrible blond wig. Lawd, Wat The Eff was she thinkin bout? Plus, Joe Budden has to be the realest funniet guy, I love him everyone is sayin he is so lucky to have Tahiry [which he low key is] But she is lucky too to have such a mature, funny, cool guy like him. One more thing, Oliver The Parisean Gangster was lookin real fly too, now he is a hott white boy who can definitely get on baby daddy status!

Frozen Crack!!

I am Obsessed and Addicted to Yogurtland!! I go at least twice a week. It is delicioso to the max and Im so happy I found it. Its so cute inside and taste way better than Pinkberry [sorry =\] who I think is very overrated. For one, Yogurtland is self serve and has a milli toppins to choose from and has huge cups[16 0z is a small] to fill it up with. My favorite has to be the NY Cheesecake and I mix it with fresh Strawberrys, Cheesecake bites, and White Chocolate Sauce!! Woooo, talking about something tasting like Jesus this would be it. Plus, they have the best tasting water I ever had, lolz. So please find a Yougurtland nearest you and let this be your ultimate snack from now on.

Baby Daddy Status: Shannon Brown Edition

The Lake Show is looking nicer these days with this man as the eye candy. Shannon Brown is sexy as fuck! I want to be impregnated by him along with the wedding ring. Kobe is no longer the hott guy on the team! He is the reason Ill be screamin Go Lakers!

The Hott Chick: Kim Kardash Editition

I like the change. Its way better than the last chick's blond hair I posted about [see below]. People don't like when celbrities change their look because we are so used to seeing them a certain way. But, Kimmie is looking hott!! I don't theink she is trying to look like J.Lo, I forgot that girl even existed. I love her cuz she is gorgeous and seems like a real woman. Plus her family is hilarious. I wish I grew up with that many people in a house kinda because of all the support and fun times that you all can have. Plus, she is gona make the most cutest babies with that Reggie Bush. I just wish he had more personality, he seems a lil stiff and I only heard him say 5 words since he has been a star. But anywho, when you look like that I guess you don't need to speak.

Odd Man Out!

&& Im not talkin bout Nelly!!

Do you see this heffa! OMG Christie Wat The Eff Happened?? You used to be the hottest girl next door now you just look like young Donatella Versace. Mega Ice princess blonde and black roots are not poppin. Also, fuckin for beats is not poppin either hunnie!! Someone pull this girl over and talk to her. IDK, but it shows alot about your talent level if you have to fuck wit a certain someone to boost your career. For example, Nick Cannon put her on the map with movies and being all in her videos. When they broke up she fucked wit Dre who producer her second album. And now she is fucking The Dream now that she is on Radio Killa. Scratch my head becuz you can't just tell me you like this nigga just for his personality. Dream looks like a fat boy who lost weight every where but his face. But, I love the Dreams music for sure. I do have concerns about fake relationships Im gettin really tired of seein them. I would like to see people do it For the Love like Ray J and not always for the publicity. I guess diginity and integritiy isnt on ppls brains when they try to make that money. But what kills me is its always people making crazy decisions where their career is at an all time low. Or when ppl are forgetting you. You have to lose your normal character to make ppl like you? Is that right role modelship to be showing our youth of today lolz. But no really, Everyone wants to scream how real they are but do sum fake shit and wonder why ppl are like WTF?? From the facts about homegirl I can't really believe she is truly trying to make it last with the Dream beyond the recording contract. If so please prove me wrong & stop gettin producers/rappers/singers to be your man every time your CD flops..its not always their fault maybe you need to just look in the mirror and take responsiblity and say CHRISTINA, YOUR JUST A WACK ARTIST!